Agoraphobic Nosebleed! Festive Release..

Agoraphobic Nosebleed‘s holiday-themed flexi disc for “Decibel Magazine“, “Make A Joyful Noise“, can be streamed over at Soundcloud.

Get into the Christmas spirit with these joyful lyrics

               1. EYES LIKE TWO PISSHOLES IN THE SNOW (2011 HOLIDAY EDITION) 

Eyes like two pissholes in the snow!

2. HUNG LIKE A STOCKING BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE 

His neck in a noose he hung like strange fruit from the Christmas tree

3. SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG 

Santa’s got a brand new bag of dicks to suck 

Polar bear, jolly ol’ queer, Santa he likes it rough

4. RE-GIFTED 

With all these fuckin’ nerds and goofs 

Did you actually think metal was recession-proof? 

RapidShare is a computer virus 

Like an STD for the music industry it spread 

And now all we’re left w/is this 

Scion A/V free Crusher ten 

Wrapped up and re-gifted to loved ones and friends 

Remember it’s the thought that counts

5. NO PRESENTS THIS YEAR 

No presents from Scion this year, just regrets 

And this holiday issue of Decibel w/the ANb flex

6. WITH A SNIFF AND A WINK 

Dilated eyes, rosy red cheeks 

He put a finger to the side of his nose 

Up his chimney it rose 

With a sniff and a wink

7. RE-WRAPPED AND RE-GIFTED AGAIN (BY KAZUMOTO ENDO)

8. FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH HOLIDAY CHEER 

Mall metal teens torching a manger 

Inficide, deicide, newborn baby Jesus burned alive 

You shouldn’t have lied to your kids about Santa 

Frozen corpse stuffed w/holiday cheer 

Body bag full of gifts for all the boys and girls this year

9. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST 

Cannibal Corpse can eat Seth Putnam’s dead putrid dick 

Obituary for Obituary, boredom the cause of death 

Best thing about death metal is it’s fuckin’ dead

10. CHRISTMAS THROUGH THE YEARS 

When my grandfather was a child 

All he’d get for Christmas was a carton of cigarettes 

These days that would be an expensive gift for a kid

11. LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM 

Doomed labels all w/the wolverine blues 

Shepherd their flock of sheep 

To god city to be forever “Entombed” 

By lord, savior producer, douche 

Fuck Kurt Ballou 

Bring your sound down to clowntown 

Do you hear what I hear? 

Your sound is now his sound 

You’re paying for the name